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Comedian4Christ

56 – Hamilton (Stoney Creek), Ontario, Canada

The Joy Of The Lord Is My Strength!

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In Her Own Words

About Her

Never get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression! If I can't make u laugh I feel miserable and want to crawl under a rock! Before I got born-again and washed in the Blood of The Lamb, I wasn't a friendly kitty! My sense of humour got me a punch in the head when the subject of my "joke" got wind of it - then it wasn't funny anymore - it was a SPORT! (GRIN!)
Now I know what a sense of humour really is b/c He gave me HIS! I want to spread the laughter, joy and strength around!
I absolutly love animals and they love me. One without the other makes no sense at all! I could sing b4 I could talk, and I was born with a fishing rod in my hands! My first words were: YEAH!!! GET THE NET!!! My family's motto is a bad day's fishing is better than a good day at work anyday!" LOL! At six yrs old my first fish was a 6 1/2 lb small mouth - I was as hooked as the fish!
My outlook on life... The glass is half FULL!
If at first I DO sucseed - I need to try something harder!

About Her Ideal Match

Deal Breaker:
Facial Hair! Even peach fuzz under ur nose! I have allergic skin to facial hair, and my hero, his name is dad, had to shave twice a day if he wanted me to be able to hug him... and of coarse you know the outcome! Very soon, he will turn 84, and at 80, he told me he was only going to shave in the mornings now... I had no idea he was still shaving off the 5 O' clock shadow!!! LOL!

I am updating my profile on November 16th, 2017, and today is my birthday!

I am looking for a man who is sold out to Jesus Christ and who knows the signs of the times. A man who would lay down his life for his faith as I would mine. A man like that has mustard seed faith - other wise he'll fall away. It's too late in the season for any less faith then the faith that moves mountains!

I want to leave the city and live off the land in the boonies somewhere in Ontario. (Yes, I would appreciate a man who is a prepper, b/c I hate city living, the pollution is making me physically ill!)

I don't care about diamonds or the riches of kings, the treasures I seek for can't be found on this planet. Charm is deceitful b/c the person who is charming the other pretends to be someone they're not, then the charming part begins to reside after a while and the true colours begin to shine through!

If ur the kind of guy who was raised to open doors or help the lady with her coat and such, then just keep on being yourself, but if it's not your regular game plan, and you know you won't stick to it, then don't do it at all, b/c I will soak it up like a sponge, then suddenly it will all stop, and send me mixed messages!

(However, living in the boonies makes that nil and void anyway! LOL!)

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About Her

Country of Origin:
Canada
Location:
Hamilton (Stoney Creek), Ontario, Canada
Gender:
Female
Age:
56
Height:
168cm (5' 6.1")
Body Type:
Full figured
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue
Christian Denomination:
Non-denominational
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
None
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Ask me later
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Canada
Location:
Anywhere in Canada
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
50 - 60
Height:
168cm (5' 6.1") - 198cm (6' 6.0")
Body Type:
Athletic; A few extra pounds; Stocky
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Greying; Grey; White; Other
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Christian Denomination:
Baptist; Non-denominational; Evangelical; Messianic; Pentecostal
Ethnicity:
Native American; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
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  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Her

Faith & Church
Faith:
My faith defines who I am
More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Long; Straight
Disabilities:
I have a visual impairment; I struggle with mobility; Other
Body Art:
I don't have any; Pierced ears
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Optimistic; Outrageous; Outspoken; Sarcastic; Silly; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Celibacy; Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Favourite Clothing:
Something my (grand)mother made me.
Favourite Colour:
Pink
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Country & Western; Gospel / Religious; Punk; Rock
Books:
Business; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; Mystery; Non-fiction; Religious; Sci-Fi; Self-help
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
TV Shows:
Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Game shows; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; Reality shows; Religious Channels; Sci-Fi
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Religious; Romance; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Acting; Board games; Business news; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Making Music; Painting; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Sculpting; Sewing; Singing; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking; Writing books; Writing poetry
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Birdwatching; Camping; Canoeing; Chess; Fencing; Fishing; Hiking; Horse Riding; Inline / Roller skating; Swimming; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fine Dining; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none; Sugar-free
More Lifestyle
Time at Work:
I work at home
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Flirting; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Fire the boss
Dream Home:
Eco home in the bush
Retirement Plans:
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods
Politics:
Anarchic
Feelings about using Faithdating:
Nervous; Hopeful; Curious; Embarrassed; Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely